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Grammar Tips – Malaphors

  • July 2026
  • The Editors of The Beacon

What is a malaphor??

To understand the meaning of this word, you first need to know what we call idioms in our crazy English language. An idiom is a common expression that means something different than the literal meaning of the words. You hear these idioms every day:

  • Let sleeping dogs lie
  • Bite the bullet
  • Hit the nail on the head
  • Easy as pie
  • Burn the midnight oil
  • Needle in a haystack
  • Cross that bridge when we come to it

But what do you call it when someone takes a well-known idiom, and twists it around? Well, that’s a malaphor! A malaphor is an idiom blend, an error where two similar idioms are combined, producing a nonsensical, comical result:

  • You hit the nail right on the nose.
  • It’s like looking for a needle in a hayride.
  • It’s time to swallow the bullet.
  • He’s burning the midnight oil from both ends.
  • Let dead dogs sleep.
  • It’s as easy as falling off a piece of cake.
  • We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Huh??

So there really is a name for that nonsense…malaphor.